They always want new Troubleshooter missions in Alpha Complex — new ways to compel fear and ignorance — new reasons to loathe and suspect their fellow Troubleshooters—new methods of dying repeatedly in the most absurdly arbitrary ways. Right?

Oh, wait — sorry — you want all that stuff, not the players. You enjoy having The Computer throw its Troubleshooters into new hose-job no-win deathtrap fiascos, so you work hard to invent the best fiascos you can, work your brains out, all under a crash-priority deadline so you wonder why, why you ever became a Famous Game Designer....

Oh, wait — sorry again — look, let’s start over. You, the Gamemaster, want new PARANOIA missions. This supplement, Crash Priority, gives you a bunch of missions. They’re creative and funny. Buy them.
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